He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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