halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
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