"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
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the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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