There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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