He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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