She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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