i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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