i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
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