Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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