White coat. Heels.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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