Small penises have feelings too.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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