new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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