He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
