my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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