Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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