How'd it feel making her break her religion?
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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