Dual....:-)
Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize