Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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