____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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