This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I had to cum in my sink.
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