After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Randomize