i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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