JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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