I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
she looked like the before picture.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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