Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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