TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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