i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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