Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
only you would photoshop your dick
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
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