are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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