That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I just want nice things and good sex
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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