Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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