would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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