At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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