it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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