god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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