so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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