how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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