i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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