I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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