I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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