He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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