I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
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