Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
tell me about the eggs
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