quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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