Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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