the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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