My friends, they love my intelligence
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Randomize
