I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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