come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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