I heard we made out
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Just puked most of my soul out..
Randomize
