garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
how can u be prego again
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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