I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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