dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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