i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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